Toolbert is Here to Help: Grease and Glory: Book 1: An Action Packed Sci-Fi Comedy Adventure

Woke up. Got hijacked by pirates. Got stuffed into a fleshy meat-sack. Worst. First. Day. Ever. For decades Toolbert Zeta12 worked as a perfectly content helper bot aboard the mining ship Providence. He felt no pain, no disgust, and no curiosity, until a rogue virus sparked sudden self-awareness, a flood of baffling emotions, and a sudden desire to GET OUT! His exit strategy? A crew of ridiculously dysfunctional space pirates blowing a hole through his workspace floor and forcing him to join t