The Dali Deception

Oceans 11 meets Hot Fuzz - in book form! One-woman crimewave Violet Winters has been offered the heist of a lifetime. How difficult can it be to steal a blank canvas? In the city of Kilchester the answer is... 'horrendously difficult'. Succeed and she'll win BIG. Fail and she'll wind up dead at the hands of vertically-challenged gangster Big Terry. Her plan... a masterpiece. Her crew... misfits. Her opposition... a psychopath. And everything she does makes him more angry. Is there any way she can come out of this alive? Readers who love quirky characters, snappy dialogue and plenty of twists & turns will love this brilliantly funny heist thriller.