The Beckoning of Beguiling Things

Dark times shall claim the land.  One woman, a bearer of light, shall lead the way...  Hold up. Stop. That's utter nonsense. That's what they'd have me believe. But I have different plans. My sisters told me to stop being so serious while in Las Vegas. I'm going to take them up on the suggestion, especially when a hot male dancer catches my eye.  Tonight, if I'm lucky, I've got a date with destiny--he stands about six-foot-three and he looks like he power-lifts ponies in his spare time. All this talk about magic and power will have to wait.