No Hope for Gomez!

Forewords Book of the Year and Kirkus Best Lister. Boy meets girl. Boy stalks girl. Girl already has a stalker. Boy becomes her stalker-stalker. Gomez is eternally bewildered by the ease with which others navigate the world. He’s never had much luck with women, or jobs, or anything really. But when he enters a medical trial and a super sexy assistant falls for him, he thinks his luck has changed – until other participants start disappearing.