My Valentine's Day (Single Wide Female

Days I hate: dentists days, windy days that play havoc with my hair, that day that comes round every month with it's migraine gift and eh, Valentine's Day. Well, I don't really hate Valentine's Day. I just hate the fact that it always coincides with the times that I am boyfriend-free. So Mister Valentine's Day, I'm going to show you. I don't need a man to show me that I'm loved. I'm going out shopping, I'm going out for dinner, and I'm going to show the world how much I love me. And chocolate. I really love chocolate.