Doctor's Surprise Delivery

Doctor Gavin was the reason I stopped trusting men. Now, he's the winning prize at the bachelor auction my firm is running. I have no words to describe my shock. I do, however, have a ton of HIGHLY obscene gestures. So why the H*LL did I place the highest bid?!?! Only to allow history to repeat itself. Nine months later... I've got a bun in the oven. And contractions that are just MINUTES apart! "We've had an emergency and your doctor can't make it. But, you're in great hands. Dr. Gavin will be right in." Guess now's the time I tell him my secret!! Please excuse me while I VOMIT!!