#1 Learn Pole Dancing (Single Wide Female: The Bucket List

Pole dancing - that's it. I can do that. I used to be a gymnast as a kid. Well I used to run around in the garden with a long ribbon pretending I was a gymnast during the Olympics…that's just the same, right? I just need to tone up a little and lose that last, ahem, thirty pounds. But hey I've lost seventy-pounds already so give me a break! It's not been easy. There's temptation everywhere. Anyways, I need to lose another thirty pounds and I just know that pole dancing is the answer - then watch out world.