A Portion of Dragon and Chips

Now the rusty robot is being pulled from all sides by competing kingdoms. They each want a piece of him... literally.

At least there are no dragons to worry about, because they've been boned, filleted and barbecued to the brink of extinction. Hey, it's their own fault for being delicious.

Throw in a wizard with pockets full of mysterious herbs, a murderous halfling with a hair-trigger temper, and a barbarian who'd rather bed the nearest princess than wield his other mighty sword.

This crazed, epic trilogy torches high fantasy, skewers low fantasy, and really barbecues those yummy dragons.